You know what sucks?
Physics.
It would be very, very nice if it was self-evident that you maintained the same pace at all points during your run.
Instead, you end up accidentally going to fast on the way down the hill (it's pretty darn inconvenient), and then slowing down when you get to flat ground (that's the easy part), and then feeling like you're trying to scale a cliff when you have to go back up the hill (kill me now).
Oh, yeah, and while I'm complaining, has anyone else had the whole 'not-being-able-to-breathe' problem? Like, It really starts to hurt, and I get panicked, and then I can't breathe, and then thinking about the fact that I can't breathe just makes it harder to breathe, and it is an altogether unpleasant experience.
Advice would be appreciated.
(P.S. Coming next week: an analysis of my horrific running attire (but this time it's new))
Okay.
Goodbye.
Allons-y!
Post-Script:
Wait a minute, are there people who actually read this rubbish?
That's weird to think about.
But at any rate,
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